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idontknowhowcatdogshits:

nosdrinker:



there’s literally no...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://you-cant-stop-the-moriparty.tumblr.com/post/37517437972/idontknowhowcatdogshits-nosdrinker" target="_blank"&gt;you-cant-stop-the-moriparty&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://idontknowhowcatdogshits.tumblr.com/post/33958036646/nosdrinker-theres-literally-no" target="_blank"&gt;idontknowhowcatdogshits&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nosdrinker.tumblr.com/post/25996313822" target="_blank"&gt;nosdrinker&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6a00ohbhf1qbi4i7.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6a00uOn2b1qbi4i7.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;there’s literally no difference&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;GOD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SCREAM&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/50726017343</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/50726017343</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:21:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>honorary-winchester-boy:

thewordsmithy:

You know the phrase, “Men are from Mars, women are from...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://honorary-winchester-boy.tumblr.com/post/49918418193/thewordsmithy-you-know-the-phrase-men-are" target="_blank"&gt;honorary-winchester-boy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewordsmithy.tumblr.com/post/43162087968/you-know-the-phrase-men-are-from-mars-women-are" target="_blank"&gt;thewordsmithy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know the phrase, “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus”? I think non-binary people are from Pluto. People don’t recognize us as a gender/planet, but we’re still there.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d596aee532b263d08c2def6a5b6498e5/tumblr_inline_mmguyksVRZ1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/50726008393</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/50726008393</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:21:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>melanieexox:

microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia:


I am sitting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0786ad16cfc7992f43618708b311cf9/tumblr_meustv3tXG1qauca9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://melanieexox.tumblr.com/post/49464852417/microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia-i-am-sitting" target="_blank"&gt;melanieexox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia.tumblr.com/post/49402016461/i-am-sitting-at-my-computer-screen-with-my-mouth" target="_blank"&gt;microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;I am sitting at my computer screen with my mouth open, because I just cannot fathom how someone writes something this amazing.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/50725992578</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/50725992578</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 09:21:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/678ef0cf8dec410fb15173dd155678e6/tumblr_mkpoh9np3z1qbb4jbo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/49913421505</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/49913421505</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 00:35:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>glacialagnaktor:

homophobic? no, man, i’m HOMIEphobic. -pushes all my friends away-
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glacialagnaktor.tumblr.com/post/47684727834/homophobic-no-man-im-homiephobic-pushes-all" target="_blank"&gt;glacialagnaktor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;homophobic? no, man, i’m HOMIEphobic. -pushes all my friends away-&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48519588352</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48519588352</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:47:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>askgeorgebush:

when will my erection show who i am inside</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://askgeorgebush.tumblr.com/post/48487883944/when-will-my-erection-show-who-i-am-inside" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;askgeorgebush&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;when will my erection show who i am inside&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48519580167</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48519580167</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:47:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3wb5xLWkZ1rpxpcqo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48519488233</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48519488233</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 08:45:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lbguitarist:


IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM SO DONE OMFG
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bba3a24444855ad9d0b741b5403b5eb7/tumblr_mjyq679pGJ1ruaupoo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bea3dbcb5c7d279ef08ae0281ffcde3d/tumblr_mjyq679pGJ1ruaupoo2_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a32ce4ecbe40fb142d6179284986f342/tumblr_mjyq679pGJ1ruaupoo3_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c6704a65ac0997a3be78ec03ddb7e16/tumblr_mjyq679pGJ1ruaupoo4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13730cfe4cbeceaaff97f2d958cfc545/tumblr_mjyq679pGJ1ruaupoo5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8447b8bb76f3bc142c5feb4b26099731/tumblr_mjyq679pGJ1ruaupoo6_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lbguitarist.tumblr.com/post/46159362913/im-laughing-so-hard-im-so-done-omfg" target="_blank"&gt;lbguitarist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM SO DONE OMFG&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48490076627</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48490076627</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:34:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>4fagsunderthestars:

4fagsunderthestars:

hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://4fagsunderthestars.tumblr.com/post/48317512174/4fagsunderthestars-hey-there-delilah-whats-it" target="_blank"&gt;4fagsunderthestars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://4fagsunderthestars.tumblr.com/post/33265712470/hey-there-delilah-whats-it-like-up-in-rack-city" target="_blank"&gt;4fagsunderthestars&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yes i do&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no one can twerk dat ass like you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i swear its true&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you keep reblogging this I will eat your parents&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489540461</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489540461</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:27:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02e71ddd3d2c21626d384b4a7dcb58c2/tumblr_mlevvxftOF1rlclixo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489506521</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489506521</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:26:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rodneykong:

hey can i have your nudes i need it for an anatomy project
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rodneykong.tumblr.com/post/40410243711/hey-can-i-have-your-nudes-i-need-it-for-an-anatomy" target="_blank"&gt;rodneykong&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;hey can i have your nudes i need it for an anatomy project&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489486727</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489486727</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:26:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Some promises were made to be broken.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Some promises were made to be broken.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489302790</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489302790</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:22:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>vaincreux:


“Greetings United States gov,
We are the Internet....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f50da21b728014d0073c7146db99c6dc/tumblr_mlj67fkHLL1s4qkiqo1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaincreux.tumblr.com/post/48403002875/greetings-united-states-gov-we-are-the" target="_blank"&gt;vaincreux&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;“Greetings United States gov,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;We are the Internet. Again, you are trying to pass this ridiculous CISPA law in order to control and censor the people. This will not stand. You already control the media, the economy, the criminal underworld, your national plots and our energy. &lt;strong&gt;YOU WILL NOT GET OUR INTERNET&lt;/strong&gt;!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The U.S. law that would turn Google, Facebook, and Twitter into legally untouchable government spies just passed the House.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This bill affects everyone — not just U.S. citizens. Anyone with a Facebook account could now have their data shipped directly to the U.S. government. That’s why Internet users overwhelmingly oppose this bill. Over 1.5 million people signed petitions against it. But Congress didn’t listen. This law broadened the state terror and repression of the people. By allowing corporations to track our every action on the internet the state and corporations will be merged and that we have seen before: it is called fascism.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;We are going dark on &lt;strong&gt;MONDAY April 22nd at 6 AM GMT&lt;/strong&gt; for 24 hours to protest your illogical and terrorizing bill against the Internet itself. Even with the whole Internet crying out to stop this BILL, the US House of Representatives failed to do so blinded by lobbyist’s money and cum in your eyes. So we will take action ourselves and open your eyes. Every popular/mainstream websites will be black until you, Mr. DronObama promise us to use your VETO power to stop this bill at Senate. Take this as a protest or a warning, as you wish. One thing is for certain, neither you or anyone else in this world can control the Internet, so don’t even try. Stop wasting taxpayers’ money into doing these kind of shenanigans.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;We are Anonymous.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;We are Legion.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;We do not Forgive.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;We do not Forget.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Expect us.”&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://anoninsiders.net/cipsa-1702/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Source&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This blog may not be as important as Twitter, Facebook or Google, but I’m still joining the blackout. The Internet is our last source of freedom, don’t let them take it away from us. Spread the voice.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489067661</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48489067661</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:20:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>best-of-funny:

deanprincesster:

it’s not even transparent you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/594252c14a5b52b3287f1911140e4d33/tumblr_mfs75sHCMu1qch8oto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/post/47998089801/deanprincesster-its-not-even-transparent-you" target="_blank"&gt;best-of-funny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deanprincesster.tumblr.com/post/39111935137/its-not-even-transparent-you-guys-are-all-idiots" target="_blank"&gt;deanprincesster&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it’s not even transparent you guys are all idiots&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://best-of-funny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;X&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48488666147</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48488666147</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:15:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://surimistick.tumblr.com/post/46956503768/i-was-making-a-lot-of-mistakes-and-then-my-archery" target="_blank"&gt;surimistick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and i was like woah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48488632152</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48488632152</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:14:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Almost fighting your bestfriend because of a girl who couldn&amp;#8217;t care less about your existence....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Almost fighting your bestfriend because of a girl who couldn&amp;#8217;t care less about your existence. Learn your place, Joseph. Get it together&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48172458959</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48172458959</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 23:00:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>veryghostlythoughts:


Today while at work a guy came in and brought 10 dozen eggs. After I gave him...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://veryghostlythoughts.tumblr.com/post/47948290206/today-while-at-work-a-guy-came-in-and-brought-10" target="_blank"&gt;veryghostlythoughts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today while at work a guy came in and brought 10 dozen eggs. After I gave him his change and the last bag of eggs he looked at me with the most serious expression ever and said “eggcellent” before walking away and I swear in that moment I had never been happier to sell a man eggs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48172331560</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/48172331560</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Apr 2013 22:53:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sextathlon:

My weight is nobodies concern other than my own, Concentrate on yours, not mine.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sextathlon.tumblr.com/post/47855054968/my-weight-is-nobodies-concern-other-than-my-own" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sextathlon&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My weight is nobodies concern other than my own, Concentrate on yours, not mine.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/47857790747</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/47857790747</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Apr 2013 08:15:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gothicstan:

2festive:

2festive:

are pringles flammable?


i guess they are

was lighting a chip...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ectobiologist.com/post/37387045800" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gothicstan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://2festive.tumblr.com/post/36794473689/2festive-are-pringles-flammable-i-guess" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;2festive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2festive.tumblr.com/post/36793295371/are-pringles-flammable" target="_blank"&gt;2festive&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;are pringles flammable?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8igzcVWo1qk0q9k.jpg" alt="image"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i guess they are&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;was lighting a chip on fire really worth the notes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/47750721001</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/47750721001</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:19:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
HIS NAMETAG
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17e45ef419a6383e7ad7c25e11b84d23/tumblr_mi0g9qqVVn1qdlr3so1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HIS NAMETAG&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/47750700538</link><guid>http://josephtyrei.tumblr.com/post/47750700538</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:19:17 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
